teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
friends: want to go out later?
me: i can’t i have plans
people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters
The mummified heart is said to be that of vampire Auguste Delagrance, responsible for the deaths of more than forty people back in the 1900, a period of vampirism in the USA. When he was identified, Delagrance was hunted down by a Romano Catholic priest and a Voodoo Hougan, and was destroyed in 1912. (x)
This is fucking Rad
… Why has this not been made into a movie?
ahh yes, my winter coat is coming along nicely *strokes leg hair*
why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day